Pete and Harry were talking one day. "My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market garden," said Pete.

"So were you able to find some?" Harry asked.
"Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?'"

"The gardener answered: 'No, you'll have to do that yourself.'"

Gardening Joke